‘Clarkson a modern day Orwell’ say Southerners

Sunday Times readers living south of Birmingham have hailed Jeremy Clarkson as the new George Orwell after reading his account of a trip to Liverpool at the weekend. Following in the footsteps of literary legend George Orwell, leading sociologist and Top Gear presenter Clarkson ventured up north for his regular Sunday Times column to shine a…

Osborne hails ‘Northern Pigeon Shed’

Chancellor George Osborne has hailed as a major success his plans for a ‘Northern Pigeon Shed’ following an announcement that Manchester Airport is to be transformed into a giant home for the cooing fowl. Osborne sees the Pigeon Shed as central to consolidating the longstanding North-South divide with all London and South-East pigeons expected to…

Pope ordered to act like a bastard

The Pope has been told to start making controversial and unpopular comments by senior figures in the Vatican following concerns that he is coming across as too nice. The Vatican is concerned that their long fought for reputation of being seen as elitist, aloof, uncaring and concerned with covering up scandals is being undermined by…