SNP bid to make hunting Tories legal

Hunting Tories is already legal north of the border and an amendment being tabled by the SNP aims to bring the law in England and Wales in line with Scotland. The Scottish National Party are to table an amendment in Parliament calling for hunting Tories to be made legal in England and Wales. The move…

Danny Alexander rediscovers backbone whilst searching for the long lost treasure of One Eyed Willie

Alexander and his friends were searching for treasure using a Spanish treasure map they found in the attic. Lib Dem Treasury spokesperson Danny Alexander has revealed he accidently stumbled across his backbone last night. The Beaker lookalike, who has revealed Tory plans to cut Child Benefit in today’s Guardian, says he misplaced his backbone about…

Greece puts 50p in the meter

Greece has today avoided defaulting on its debt from the IMF by putting 50p in the meter. Greece, who hasn’t paid any leccy or water bills since 2011 and owes around £330m, has made the minimum payment required by the IMF. There had been rumours that Greece would say ‘fuck it’ and blow the 50p…